- You own everything possible with the words We Will Rock You on them.
- You name your group of friends after the bohemians and assign characters to them based on their personalities.
- You consider naming your future child Galileo or Scaramouche.
- You legally change your name to Galileo, Scaramouche, or another character from the show.
- You cannot remember what you did with your life before We Will Rock You.
- As far as you are concerned, all the characters are actual people.
- You're horrified of people who have never even heard of We Will Rock You.
- You decide to be a character from the show for Halloween but your friends don't notice a change.
- You can't think of a thing to talk about with people who have never seen We Will Rock You
- You spend hours on the net looking for new pictures.
- You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.
- Whenever you quote the show to your friends, you laugh hysterically while your friends stare at you like you've grown another ear.
- At school in a boring lesson you jump onto a desk and shout "I want to break free".
- Whenever people say they're "under pressure" you can't help but hum "Umbaba be, umbaba be".
- When you’re in a shop and the shop radio announces all the great offers on, ending with someone saying ‘what more could you possible want?’ and you start singing ‘I want to break free’.
- You spend the whole day creating a family of sims called Galileo, Scaramouche and their two children Freddie and Mercury (Freddie Mercury! lol), when you should really be spending the day writing an essay on the life cycle and food chain of the frog, and the only break is to check the WWRY message board. I so need to get out more...
- You use as many Scaramouche insults/quotes as you can in one conversation, and the person you were talking to stands there for 10 minutes trying to figure out what the heck you were talking about.
- You almost have a nervous breakdown when you realise you missed out the last 'E' in Scaramouche's name, and go through all your stories/comments, mentally checking them all
- You've played your 'recorded at the dominion original cast' Cd so many times, your family/friends have forgotten what other cds you have. And so have you
- Everyone is excited about going somewhere and doing something and you pretend to be equally excited except you say: "Sounds a bit boring to me!!"
- You say "Bless" in Scaramouche's tone to anyone and anything
- You've contemplated getting therapy.
- Your parents have contemplated getting you therapy.
- Whenever someone says a line or key word from a Queen song, you break into a loud chorus of said Queen song.
- You try to listen to a regualar different CD, but you can't find any, because you can't remember where you put them while you had your last Miss Mouche hissy fit.
- You mosh to BoRhap in your car and when you get strange looks from other commuters you put down your window, give the 'Rock on' sign and continue to rock your ass off
-You try to convince your Music teacher to buy tickets for your class to go see WWRY
- You go shopping and see anything that reminds you of what the characters wear and randomly yell out the character's name (ie...you see a torn red skirt and yell "SCARAMOUCHE!" )
- When final exams are upon you, you can't help but sing 'under pressure' or 'hammer to fall' because you're ready to tear the teacher's face off
- When you see girls dressed up in the latest fashions or squealing about some hot boy you roll your eyes and mutter, 'Ugh...GaGa Girls...'
- You start to wonder how you would act as Scaramouche, Oz, Killer Queen or any other character (well this is from a female's perspective...)
-When you are out with friends and they seem to be in hurry you scream: "Would you slow down, will you? I have shorter legs than you!!"
- When your friend jokingly calls you a lesbian and you quickly reply, "Is it because I don't wear pastels?"
- When you have to explain what that means
- Whenever you see 'under pressure' written in a book or written down...you have to underline it and write 'Queen' next to it.
- When the guy you just met turns down an invite to go see WWRY and immediately you decide the relationship just ain't gonna work!
- When one of your friends starts singing a solo for a school play, you shout, "A CAPELLA IS NEVER NECESSARY!" and refuse to explain or work out a compromise
- When someone asks you to do the fandango because they know how much you quote Scaramouche, you immediately ask if you look like poultry, then refuse to acknowledge that you quoted it wrong, but cry into your pillow that night
- When you consider going to see a show and feel really guilty and treacherous that it's not WWRY.
- When you are just dying for someone to call you a chicken/or chick just so you can respond with "What am I? Poultry?"
- When you spend all your time quoting Scaramouche, your friends roll their eyes and say " Scaramouche? Scaramouche? Will you do the fandango?" and you always reply with " Are you trying to get in my pants?"